HALLOWEEN COSTUMES COME IN SMALL PACKAGES

No, Dierks Bentley didn't hit the stage last night as a Hip Hop Sideways dancer, like 31% of his fans voted him to do. Nor did he ride in on a Motorcyle (18%),don a little white tank top like Becky (16%), or swing a hockey stick like Wayne Gretzky (13%). And not even so much as a Mexican Gringo get-up (11%) graced Dierks Bentley's JCPenney size Small frame.

But he did share a photo of his baby girl, Evie, dressed up like Yoda. Proud daddy added this wording to the adorable pic on Twitter:

"Size matters not.Look at me.Judge me by my size, do you?Hmm?Hmm.And well you should not.For my ally is the Force."


See explanation of why Evie is Yoda here.